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The School at the Heart of the Leamington Spa Community

Jokes

Answer to joke on Home Page:
- “Because the para cetam ol!”

elf
What did the Elf use to make himself taller?
- “He used Elf raising flour!”

bogieman
What do you call a monster that goes up your nose?
- “The Bogieman!”

fish
What does a fish pick his nose with?
- “A fish finger!”

rose
What do you call a lady with flowers growing out of her head?
- “Rose!”

sunglasses
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
- “She had bright students!”

 

Kingsway Community Primary School, Baker Avenue, Leamington Spa, Warwickshire CV31 3HB

Call: 01926 426 896 Fax: 01926 426 897 Email: admin2638@we-learn.com Headmaster: Mr Brendan Lee